It’s a big day when major teams play American football, wherein some 22 beefy athletes bang away at each other with a ball that is a prolate spheroid, occasionally partially deflated. :-)
It will be the West versus the East this year, the teams of Seattle against New England. Fortunes will be wagered on this event.
I post this just to inform you that I have some inside info; I can’t lose! I was born in Seattle and live in New England. Go team!
After that, Berowne will quietly return to his usual limited intellectual pursuits.