Sunday, November 8, 2015

293 Quiz Answer

Will Shakespeare’s dad, John Shakespeare, had quite a career.  Beginning as an illiterate farmhand, he became skilled at the foul-smelling craft of tanning hides as well as a successful glover, then moved through the Board of Aldermen to ultimately become the mayor of the town of Stratford.

(Also for Three Word Wednesday and ABC Wednesday: "R" is for "redolence")

Question: who’s this “John” person they’re talking about?
“Come in, sit down.  This shouldn’t take too long.”
“I appreciate the chance to talk with you about this, sir.”
“Sorry I don’t have good news.  True, there is an opening on the Board of Aldermen, but your friend just isn’t qualified.”
“I don't want to distract you but I hoped I could tell you his remarkable life story…”
“Wait a minute.  You’re going to tell me a life story?  My stomach is wiggling about and grumbling; it’s time for my lunch.”
“This will take just a few moments.  In one of your speeches you mentioned that Aldermen of our borough should represent everyone, not just the upper classes.”
“But that didn’t mean we should scrape the bottom of the barrel.  Your man – what’s his name again?
“John.”
“Right.  Well, I don't mean to sound venomous but your man, from the information I’ve been given, is an illiterate farm worker.”
Was, sir, was.  That’s why his story is so inspiring.  Because of his incredible ambition and natural abilities, he has opened a number of successful businesses.  Someone like this is just what the Board of Aldermen needs.”
“You say businesses, but he has no place of business; he works out of his home.  We sent someone there to check.  He reported back that the incredible stink drove him out of the place.”
“Well, it is true that type of work, whitening leather, does create rather strong, er, redolence, but when John makes his specialty, beautiful white leather gloves, it all seems worthwhile.  As you know, the gentry love white leather gloves and will pay a lot for them, so it’s a successful craft.”
“Are you aware that the substance used in the whitening of leather is – urine?”
“Yes, I know.  So in his house I’m afraid there’s always a certain…”
“Stench?”
“Well, I’d call it a certain pungency.  But all that will of course be gone when he joins the Board of Aldermen.  A true rags to riches story; he will become a civic leader; his son. by the way, has a great future as a writer.  John will be an inspiration to so many in our town.  His belief in our eternal values will always stay with him.”
“Wonder if that redolence will stay with him too?”

(The answer will be posted Saturday)

22 comments:

Roger Owen Green said...

Sounds like some Horatio Alger story, but it's not coming to mind.

Wander said...

I enjoy your renditions but never have a clue what stories they mirror...bit undereducated this one is, we all have our flaws :-)

Truedessa said...

Ok, took some research but, I think it is John H Radey.

Altonian said...

Ah, yes, this is John Shakespeare (our William's father), who rose from humble beginnings to become a successful glover, alderman, baillif etc. in Stratford Upon Avon.

Berowne said...

Altonian is first with the correct answer.

Roxanne Burns George Arrington-Hans said...

nice plot.

Truedessa said...

Berowne - so much for my research..lol..I'll be back later when you post the answer. Have a good week.

Amy Barlow Liberatore/Sharp Little Pencil said...

I have no earthly idea, but is he running for President on the Republican ticket? (smirk) Amy

Melody Steenkamp said...

I realy do have not a clue ;-

Have a nice abc-day/ - week
♫ M e l ☺ d y ♫ <abc-w-team)

EG CameraGirl said...

Well, I'm curious! (And I have no clue.)

Berowne said...

H'mm. This seems to have been a really tough question. I'll have to come up with something nice and easy next week.

Lucinda Goce Bristol Tamhane Sahakian said...

a good r word there.

Reader Wil said...

Great story, though I am afraid I don't know it.
Thanks for your contribution.
Wil, ABCW Team

Usha Menon said...

Nice story.

Theresa Milstein said...

Someone always manages to get the answer. It amazes me!

Bekkie Sanchez said...

All I could think of was the Mad Hatter! Lol! Sorry but I read about what hatters used to do it's similar. John Dent? (I tried to look it up and failed.) Thanks!

Susan Anderson said...

Sorry, this one escapes me.

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Sheilagh Lee said...

no idead

kaykuala said...

Tough one Berowne!

Hank

Trubes said...

I think this is John Shakespeare the father of William Shakespeare.
He was a glove maker and held several municipal posts, including that
of Alderman and of course his son became a great writer, some may say
greatest of all...that was the clue that triggered it for me!

Best wishes,
Di.
ABCW team.

Berowne said...

All hail to Trubes, who has provided us with the right answer.

beataboutthebook said...

The answer is out I see but I doubt I'd have got this one. Cheers to Trubes.

 
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