For Three-Word Wednesday and ABC Wednesday
Mad Men in the Mud
Ron: Okay, enough of this chit-chat. Remember, Phil Irving, who we hope to God is going to be a new client for us, is coming here tomorrow. Believe me, this will be sort of the Olympics for this agency – go for the Gold!
Blake: Just as background info, Phil Irving’s first name isn’t, by the way, Philip. His parents were from the old country and they named him “Felix.” Felix Irving. So he uses “Phil.” Naturally, there’s a temptation to make a joke about Felix the Cat; avoid that at all costs. He also hates the phrase “the mud guy,” which competitors call him and which we must also avoid. He markets excellent products, especially the “I-Deal Galoshes,” which happen to be very successful and profitable; they could pay the salaries of quite a few of us in this agency for years.
Ron: The “I” in “I-Deal” of course refers to Irving. As you probably know, his slogan is “Wet and Wonderful: The I-Deals, THE Galoshes for 21st-Century Mud!”
Blake: Good God, will he expect us to use that? Can’t we come up with something a bit more – euphonius?
Wendell: Well, euphonius guy I know, so you work on it. (Chuckles)
Blake: How does that help, Wendell?
Ron: There’s some bad news. He wants us to put both his wife and his - er - friend to work in the same commercial.
Wendell: Wow.
Ron: Enough of that. Now, here’s our little list of “don’ts” for tomorrow when Irving’s here. No reference to the famous Cat. No use of the phrase “mud guy.” Try to act like top professionals, not people wandering about in a fog. And let’s make an effort to show great interest in the contributions of both Mrs. Irving and Phil’s friend Miss Mullen – er, what’s her first name?
Blake: Candee; she has two “e”s at the end.
Wendell: Bet that’s not all she’s got at the end.
Blake: How does that help, Wendell?
Ron: By the way, Edna, Mrs Irving believes she has a career as a writer. She wants to write the copy for the commercials. Uh – you have anything to say to that?
Edna: As head of the copy department, I’m speechless.
Ron: Don’t worry. It’ll be a struggle but here’s how we handle it. We say how much we look forward to working with her. After you get her scripts, try – I mean really try – to use some lines of hers in what you write, so she gets the idea that she was at least seriously considered. I hope that will satisfy both her and her husband.
Edna: For me, it will be like trying to write with manacles on my wrists.
Wendell: Which we may yet get around to.
Ron: And there’s another bit of bad news. Mandee – er – Sandee..?
Blake: Candee.
Ron: Yes, Candee. She would like to be the voice-over announcer.
Wendell: Holy guacamole! How do you plan to handle that?
Ron: Oh, I have a plan. I got to be the head of this agency by knowing how to handle just these types of emergencies.
Blake: I’ve been in this business for thirty years, made hundreds of commercials. Never, and I mean never, have I worked on a commercial which had both the client’s wife and his girlfriend in it.
Kit: At any rate, I’ve put together a whiz-bang Powerpoint to show him.
Ron: Powerpoint? You’re going to present a slide-show to illustrate how we make commercials? I'm too lenient with you guys; I told you to make a sample commercial.
Kit: There wasn’t time. Hey, it’s going to be a great presentation. It will knock his galoshes off. It’s got some great music and some faux animation in it.
Wendell: I just hope we don’t wind up with a faux paycheck.
Blake: Ron, have you ever thought of just standing up to Irving and saying, Sir, we are a top professional advertising agency and we will do a great job of promoting and selling your product. We’ll continue to do a great job if we don’t have to hire a client’s relatives and friends. Have you ever thought of that?
Ron: Have you ever thought of not eating?
9 years ago
27 comments:
Great script!!
ha i think a faux paycheck is def the destiny that awaits...
faux paychecks - been there.
The faux script is definitely going to lead to faux paychecks! Wish I could watch the whole thing unfold. lol
glad you got the link worked out sir...
With my thanks to Tess K.
I have a feeling Candee will win. Such fun!
What a conundrum... can't wait to see what happens. Will there be more?
Thanks, Laurie, for your interest. I thought it was a bit too long as it was. :-)
Holy guacamole! I like this!
And thanks to you I got it published...
You made these faux come alive..more so than Mad Men!
Not, I'm pleased to say, a faux compliment. :-)
How cool you made a short story from this prompt. Good for you.and great read.
hahaha
That was just plain entertaining!
=)
He seems to like his waters muddied !
Good business strategies help put food on the table. That's true Berowne. Nice little story!
Hank
Haha! Love it! Especially that dry 'stopper' ... "How does that help, Wendell?"
Wish there was more ...
what a hoot- I am sure that it is closer to the truth in some Mad Agencies!
Poor Wendell...
Kathe W: "What a hoot."
What a comment - thanks. :-)
Ha! A complex situation on all sides. I like euphonious Wendell. k.
heh heh heh.....a huge smile accompanied this read. Predicaments indeed!
....I had no trouble picturing what Candee must look like!!
oh in between a rock and a hard place somehow I don't think this commercial will work out.
Helena: "A huge smile accompanied this read."
Then we accomplished our objective - thanks. :-)
HA! When are they hiring you for the teleplay?
Thanks for the laughs.
Interesting. I don't come across many scripts, and I admit to finding that much dense speech a bit boring to read, but this was solid writing.
I also like Madmen. That was so cute. Do you often write fanscripts?
when time races like a bullet
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